I’m a little concerned.

Sir Davyd of the esteemed Knights of the Moleskine, Spirit and Ale passed on this disturbing read from Liberator. I have to say it’s somewhat disconcerting to know that the computer I’m using right now for my digital journals and stuff could be housing terrible evilness. Imagine the damage it would do to my gigantic collection of Dave Barry quotes.

Your computer may be possessed by a demon, a leading minister warns.

“While the Computer Age has ushered in many advances, it has also opened yet another door through which Lucifer and his minions can enter and corrupt mens souls,” said the Reverend Jim Peasboro, author of The Devil in the Machine. Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being. And today’s thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals. “Any PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit,” the minister confirmed.

The minister estimates that one in 10 computers in America now houses some type of evil spirit. Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, “Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently.”

But as Sir Bowie of Greenbriar (a.k.a. David A. Kuhn) said, there’s always the holy Moleskine.